Pidgeons

[paul_sveta]

The Angel and the Statues

In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other
male -- both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many
years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The
two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment
to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby
authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed
upon you. I grant you the gift of life -- albeit, as a limited offer.
You have thirty minutes to do whatever your hearts desire."

And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at
each
other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment. They looked all
around, at their own bodies and back at each other.

Smiling, they then ran to the nearby woods and dove behind a large
bush.


The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes
rustling and twigs snapping. (Angels aren't naive.)

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, looking
extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than
before.

Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still
have
fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it
again?"

"Oh yes!" the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon
down and I'LL (SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER)(SWEAR FILTER) on its head."